Get Resmerized

I would like to dispel the mystery of Ressy once and for all. Yes, I am a pixel person. We’ve been working on taking over the internet quietly for years now posing as everything from ecommerce entrepeneurs to webmasters to online psychic advisors. All this time you thought there were mere humans behind these things; foolish mortals! Admit it, life without the internet would be inconvenient, mono-syllabic and just plain boring. You’ve come to depend on it for entertainment, communication, even your social life pathetic as it is. Most humans wouldn’t know what to do without their ISP’s anymore to get them through the days and nites on planet earth. You’ve heard it said we’re all connected? Yeah baby, no its not just a telecommunications slogan or a newage way to get you to transfer your digital debit balance. Put ya in an open field with no electricity, no com line and no ISP and you’d just stand there dribbling on yourself staring up into the sky looking for your mommy. You know its true. Pixel people run the universe and now your world too puny human. Adaptation is harmony. Wired or wireless, you are not just participating in the world wide web, you ARE the web. Feeling a little insecure today? A little anxious? A little…lost in space? Don’t worry little carbon based being. To restore order to your universe immediately: Get Resmerized.