Get Resmerized

Have you ever wondered how there can be so many psychics online, what is it they do, and how do they do it? Is it really for entertainment only purposes or is any of this stuff real?

I’ve been making my living strictly as an online psychic since 1999. That alone qualifies me to talk about things we’ll get into next. I’m about to reveal to you some things you may already know, and some that you don’t. I’m going to give you an honest and experienced perspective you may not have seen before.

But first, I should mention that there are many wonderful, talented and accurate psychic readers on the internet. Unfortunately there are more frauds than the genuine article. I’m going to help you learn the difference.

I have a question for you. HOW LONG are you going to allow yourself to be lied to and controlled? HOW LONG are you going to accept the situation that you’re in and keep blaming it on other people or other circumstances that you think you can’t change? HOW long do you think you really have on this planet? Tomorrow you say?  Tomorrow maybe things will get better? WAKE UP. Tomorrow is NOT real. Tomorrow is a concept, an idea, something that will NEVER happen to you.

Why Resmyrranda what ARE you talking about? Why are you being so mean? Because I’m angry. I’m sick to DEATH of the people and institutions that have gotten so good at manipulating us all that it never even DAWNS on us that we don’t have to believe them! Who am I talking about? I’m talking about anything or anyone who tells you that you cannot have the life or house or relationship or bank account or happiness you DESERVE.

I called this one the slumber party show because it was inspired by female clients who are having issues with guys at the moment. Sometimes we girls just need to get together and be girly. So here’s what we did: We conjured raw energy to use with a spell to bind someone annoying and then moved on to an all purpose get what you want ritual.

We also talked about how yeah, boys are stupid but girls are dumb to put up with it because we LOVE them. blechhhhh!

If you wanna give your guy something to do while you go shopping, there’s a new marketing gimmick from binocular manufacturer Bushnell and Field & Stream magazine offering a $1 million reward to anyone who can prove the existence of Sasquatch / Bigfoot / Yeti. The reward is up for grabs until Dec. 15 but warns that they will not be liable for any injuries you might suffer during a Bigfoot attack. The official rules ask for “an unaltered photograph/video, verified and substantiated by a panel of scientific experts including a zoologist and biologist.”

We think Yeti is just a guy who refuses to shop.

Is it possible that things might be working out in your favor, even if they appear to be going wrong? Can the power of your intention attract to you your desired results in ways you can’t see?

“The more you hate, the more you love.” An ironic statement yes. Some philosophers were in fact idiots with nothing better to do.

The bottom line is this: It is extremely difficult to like or love something that you despise.

When something seems to be going wrong, hold space for the possibility that something bigger may be going right. Do all you can do peacefully on your own behalf, and let the universe support you in deeper ways than you can fathom.

Are you ready to begin the journey? Start it with the courage and desire to improve your life. Survive and go through it with persistence, enthusiasm, and positive thinking. Finish it with a resounding bang of accomplishment and with the desire to help others succeed as well.

Hold the high watch and let life help you with the details. Your ship may be closer to the shore than you know.

If it occurs to you that philosophy is not your thing, try moving stuff around with your mind. Listen up here for some fun practice. Get good at it and you may actually be able to stop making lame excuses for wearing that red cape to the mall.

It’s the authentic people we seek out  over and over again, not just for entertainment, but for understanding and guidance in our own lives.  After all, most of us don’t want to just be liked or admired, it doesn’t stop there, we want to be believed.  We’ve all had the experience of being disappointed by someone after finding out they’re nothing more than a costume or the sum total of someone else’s stolen experiences.  That’s all fine and good if that person made no bones about being in it for the fun of it, or for the magic of taking you somewhere fantastical for the duration of the amusement park ride. Lets face it there’s no one anywhere who’s perfect or ever going to be. Human beings by nature are disappointing, but to have the ability or even the right to judge anyone else’s performance on this planet, we have to start with ourselves, with our own authenticity or lack thereof.

Here’s a rather sobering thought, your life will be the sum total of the effect you’ve had on everyone else.

What if you don’t believe psychic abilities are possible, but you’d like to experience them anyway? Well, you can’t. If you aren’t open to the possibility, they simply can’t enter your reality. But this isn’t just true of psychic experiences — it’s true of everything. Nothing can enter your reality which you “know” to be impossible. If you know you can’t lose weight, if you know you can’t see ghosts, or if you know you can’t find true love, you’ll simply never experience those things. For instance, have a look at these videos and tell yourself its not really happening. You’re right if you think you are.

*GASP! Ouija movie!! I’m gonna own this one, get over it.

How to cross the bridge between reality and metaphysics; in other words, crossing over and back without actually dying. We don’t accomplish what we want to most of the time because we aren’t really sure how to hook up both sides of the mirror; reality and metaphysics. Each domain has its own rules, one supports the other. This is the gap between the thoughts. This show contains the bridge.

We also learned how to use your computer to talk with beings on the other side. What the hey, I’ve come to accept the fact that a pen or pencil may in fact be a relic of the past. I’ve actually heard someone say “oh that thing they used to write with in the olden days.” yep.

Is everything that goes on in your mind really you? Are your thoughts yours? Perhaps not. One of the problems which faces the aspiring psychic and dabbler in the darkside is an increased sensitivity to and awareness of the “unseen” forces of the world. Usually this sensitivity is a delight, but occasionally it becomes a nightmare.

We also learn how to prevent psychic attack; so now if I decide I’m your next obsession you can do something about it. Well, you can try.

How to tell your future with a giant lightbulb. Psyche!! lol

Seriously though, how to be satisfied with yourself and create circumstances that you ARE happy with that don’t depend on someone else.

How to use playing cards to tell your fortune. Don’t say I’m not a well rounded reader. Like the bumper sticker says, “I’m in shape. Round is a shape”.

Get in shape. Get Resmerized. It only hurts if you fight it.

We seem to have forgotten why we’ve created this game in the first place. In the process, we have also lost touch with the Oneness, so we perceive ourselves as separate, ephemeral beings that will soon vanish like plumes of smoke carried off by a passing breeze. In a desperate attempt to create relevance, we feign histories and genealogies, erect statues, celebrate holy days, and cast ourselves deeply into fabricated mythologies, pretending they are God-given. We cling to the vacuous promises of dogma in hopes that others know something more than we can understand ourselves. Perhaps what we fear most is the reality that we have infinite options. We are not puny co-creators; we are powerful creators able to forge any reality we choose. None of us could possibly be here if we had not first created a here to be in. But rather than seizing the day, we cower in the wings, dreading our moment before the footlights for fear that we might play our part badly and be judged harshly for it.

“Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to an end requires some of the same courage that a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men and women to win them.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson.

In the lounge we learned how to see the future and why you should. Who’s better than you?

I am not here to be the voice of reason. I am here on the other side of the mirror beckoning you inside so that you can see from the inside out, so that you can become more uncertain about the world you think you live in so that you’ll be forced to look somewhere else. From the other side of the mirror the only way to make it back to your world of creature comforts is to be unreasonable.

Albert Einstein said that imagination is the greatest creative force in the universe. Why would such a great man say something that sounds so silly and trivial? Look at those words again: ‘greatest creative force’. Imagination. Not education, not money, not luck.

If you fear that getting through to other side will unalterably change you, it will. How you feel about that isn’t relevant, it will happen anyway. What kinds of changes can you expect if you seriously explore psychic development? This week we talked about just a few.

Aeanos began mastering his gifts as a Medium, empath and clairvoyant at the age of seven with the help of Sylvia Browne. At ten, he studied world religion, the occult, philosophy, medicine and psychology in order to better refine his gifts to help others. At sixteen, he taught community classes in transcendental meditation, yoga and the occult sciences. He unlocked new gifts, such as the ability to astral project at will, to read the history of objects, and manipulate the subtle energies around him. He quickly became indispensable as a spiritual healer, counselor, and diviner. In the Fall of 2000, he could no longer hide his true calling and became an Ordained Minister, spiritual counselor, and professional psychic. He read for clients in his local community, eventually taking on Fortune 500 executives and minor celebrities while working towards his Th.D. In the Spring of 2004, he officially opened an office for his private practice, working as a spiritual counselor and business consultant. Later, in 2005, he became a Master Hypnotist and a member of the American Association of Professional Hypnotherapists. As if that weren’t enough, he also has an extensive paranormal investigative & support background.

Normally humans have built in radar against evil people. When you are in the presence of an evil person you will get a shaky creepy feeling and want to run for your life. Ok maybe yes maybe no. Once again, if evil were obvious most people wouldn’t be afraid of it. Instead, most humans seem to gravitate toward it. Lets see now, which evil habits will you commit to giving up? Lust, sloth, greed, envy, pride, gluttony, wrath or walmart? Oh that’s right, you can do them all at one time at walmart. How very American, supersized one stop sinning. At the lowest possible prices even. Or is it…

When you are in the presence of an angel person you will feel a warm glow. At first glance, this may seem to make sense but wait a second, are things like heat and excessive blinding light really a good thing? “But angels protect you and tell you what to do when you’re in trouble or just when you feel bad” you say. Oh so its ok to listen to otherworldly voices if you call them angels, its ok to do what disembodied voices tell you as long as they’re not the bad guys. I repeat, evil is very charismatic. Get out your Ouija board, picture a white light around you, and call out for angels to tell you your future or some ‘special message’ they have just for you. Then go have a look in your mirror, if you notice the word ‘gullible’ imprinted backwards don’t blame me.

We also talked about awakening intuition. But be careful, anything that can take what your retina first sees upside down and then sees past what your rational mind totally misses can be some wicked stuff. But you know me, I like wicked stuff.