Every day someone asks me for a reading about their financial future. I can understand this if its someone who’s filthy rich and needs to know whether or not their next third world country take over will run smoothly or not. But no; its the sap with no cash who usually asks me this question. And guess what? They get the answer for FREE. What’s wrong with that picture…
What’s wrong is, what you people really wanna know is, (yes I said “you people”!) are you going to be the next mega-huge-balls lottery winner or is someone you never met in this or any other lifetime going to leave you their estate instead of leaving it to their cat? Only one in one thousand will get a “yes” on that one dearests. Lets get a grip on the fact that most of us have to earn our keep, including yours truly. (Don’t get too used to that expression.)
So in the neverending (albeit disgustingly pollyanna-ish even to me) spirit of humanitarianism (doesn’t that sound like a disease?) that is my reason for living, (don’t email me with a better one please) I have some places you can sit on your bum all day or nite long, have fun and make some moolah. I’ll add to it as I find worthwhile things that even a monkey could do so keep this bookmarked.
First, and this one will take some SERIOUS comittment on your part, no fooling around here, which is why it WILL cost you, are lessons on how to be an online psychic like me. Make no mistake puny once-born, you’re going to have to develop and practice over weeks, maybe even months, before you get sent out there into the world of psychic and spiritual advisors having my endorsement. If it were up to me, I’d fire most of them online today. So if you’re serious as a heart attack and really want to learn about the freaky stuff I do, Go Here and come into my chatroom and tell me you wanna be a psychic when you grow up. We’ll go from there. (Oh and its best if you haven’t given blood recently, wouldn’t want that little bit we’re gonna use for your signature to be an inconvenience now would we?)
Next are some places you can sign up for free, create a profile, and enjoy getting paid for being you (or some identity I don’t wanna know about) over the phone, in a chatroom, and by email. These places all have the following in common: They’re legal, they get traffic which means you get customers, and they actually do pay you real money. Yes it is possible to make enough to pay your rent and eat food that isn’t plastic too. You can chat, or people will call you, or you can even give advice via email. Look over the different sites to see all the different ways you can earn money.
Psychic Access See “Employment” in the menu on the left hand side.
Kasamba.com Everybody’s an expert. No really 
Chat your way to a living here.
Keen Can’t stay off the phone? Might as well get paid for it.
If the above stuff isn’t your thing, try these resources too. You don’t have to be a “mom” or female. If you’re a different sort of “mother” well, its YOUR karma.
Telecommuting Moms Very thorough in my opinion.
Queen Of The Random Job I really like this chick.
Work At Home Ideas You’ll spend hours here.
I’ll add more stuff as I find it, gotta go to work myself. You know, the chatroom, come on in.
