I’ve decided to create a list of resolutions for those of you who can’t make up your mind exactly what it is you want to change about yourself. Admit it ladies, none of your previous resolutions have worked out. I know because I’ve done the same thing. Heck if my own resolutions stuck year after year, I’d be so perfect no one would be able to stand me. So lets be reasonable women. This year, lets come up with things that aren’t totally out of reach.
Dec
30
I hope you’re all having a lovely holiday season. I say that slightly tongue-n-cheek because from the looks of things out there in the real world, many of you have lost your minds. It comes down to this: if you’re going to be grumpy, greedy, anxious and just plain rude, stay home and break something instead of trying to mix with the rest of humanity. There’s your thought that counts thing.
Last time I checked, I bear no resemblance whatsoever to the Good Fairy. I have nothing against the color pink, but only because it goes well with black. I also have a terrible confession to make, I do not talk to angels nor do they talk to me. We have a mutual agreement to stay out of each other’s way and besides, I’m allergic to feathers.
