Are you the consumate giver? Tired of it? Do something!
Nov
20
Contacting otherwordly beings; how does it really happen? Its on you.
Nov
15
I found this internet radio station that plays meditation music. Go on, click on this link and choose something, then continue reading this post.
“Welcome to the heroin channel, where all your thoughts flow right out of your head and onto the keyboard. That’s right, shallow breaths, steady typing, totally forgetting anything of value you might have had to say.”
Focus on the music, try not to compare it to the background muzac you heard the last time you were in a funeral home. Try not to remember the sickly smell of 20 different kinds of floral arrangements that were at that moment, having a near death experience of their own. That’s right, don’t think about that anymore. Thoughts are things thought are things!
Go over to the cabinet behind you and light some incense. Oops, that reminds me of the spiritualist meeting I went to once in someone’s home where everything was light blue and I do mean everything. Wait a second, it wasn’t all that different from a funeral home. ok ok stop that. *sigh I’m supposed to be feeling as if I’m drifting toward enlightenment; peaceful, tingly, slightly warm, as if a presence were all around me… I’m starting to feel like Carol Ann in Poltergeist.
Enlightenment ain’t what its cracked up to be. I already have that deer-in-the-headlights look on my face most of the time without any otherworldly beings helping me attain it. Besides I’m very nearsighted, and people who smile all the time irritate me.
Still listening to the meditation music but now its sounding like rushing water over stones in a pond. I got stoned at a pond once. I think I’m gaining a level of clarity. I think its becoming ever so clear that being a guru is not going to be my destiny. I tell people every day how to create their own destiny. One day my destiny is going to suck me right into the monitor just like Carol Ann.
Nov
6
The Evil eye. Stop looking at me like that!
